Unicorn Poop Soap
Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variation of "Can I eat this? Are you sure I can't eat this?" and then "Can I lick it, at least?" Our Unicorns currently are on a diet of pure rainbow sherbet ice cream, so of course their poop smells like a fecal rainbow! Not only that, it is dusted with a shimmery magical glitter (some say it's unicorn farts, but you and I know that unicorns are magical and do not fart).
Each bar is lovingly carved in our Colfax, California workshop by people who infuse the soaps with love and laughter and care (see photos).
The poop... uh, SOAP, comes segmented into 4.5 - 5 oz bars, lovingly encased in a biodegradable corn-based shrink wrap, and wrapped in a lovely organza bag with a very adorable label. It is fully suitable for giving children or other people who really need to smell better and/or you need to track (due to the magic of their glitter trail). (just kidding... it's not that much glitter. Just enough to make it magical.)
Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we're not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.
Please note, there is only ONE soap included. Someone thought there would be many and was disappointed, so I wanted to let you know. But as you can see from the reviews, it is high quality and quite beloved soap.
* Magic not guaranteed
- Bring this magical fecal rainbow into your life or the life of someone who loves all things unicorn (it makes the perfect unicorn gift, and people love rubbing poop on themselves... but, like, not in the gross way)
- Smells exactly how you'd expect glittery unicorn poop to smell: like a joyful burst of rainbow sherbet and sunshine, with a light dusting of unicorn fart (aka glitter)
- It's a high quality handmade soap bar, made with natural ingredients like avocado oil, coconut oil, olive oil, and castor oil. It's truly a fine quality bar of soap, in addition to being a fun and fruity unicorn present.
- Reported to bring good luck to whoever licks the soapy splendor! (don't actually lick the soap. It's soap, not a blarney stone... and furthermore, what are you doing considering licking poop anyways? Please don't lick it. Ew.)
- One bar of soap, wrapped in eco-friendly, biodegradable, corn-based shrink film, and then wrapped in a lovely reusable pink organza bag, with a delightful and witty Unicorn Poop tag (with that fancy bow, which is all hand-tied by happy people who work for fair wages in the USA)
Brand: Outlaw Soaps
Publisher: Outlaw Soaps
Package Dimensions: 4.1 x 2.5 x 1.0 inches