Details: Sir Perky is back but he doesn't fuck around this time! Fairly Odd Novelties introduces the Sir Perky condiment bottle topper, the newest and most amusing addition to our perky-ware range of novelty! Sir Perky is here with his latest method to make picnics, or BBQ's more of a gas by giving away your favorite condiments! Simply screw Sir Perky onto your favorite bottle of ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, sugar, or even chocolate syrup and you suddenly have a funny way of spreading flavor on your food! Nonetheless, be aware that you don't chew or drink as it comes out. Perhaps you need to spit it out laughing! If in your life you have a foodie or prankster, this is the perfect gift for every birthday, White Elephant, Secret Santa, or office party. Buy now and get the squirts as best it can! Sir Perky is Black, made of hard plastic. Comes in a gift ready package, full color. The dimensions of an object are 2. 69" X 3, 22' X 2. 91."The dimension of the package is 2.92 "X 3. 37" X 3.39'.'
- Another twist! -- Sir Perky is happy to pop her favorite condiments and plop them!
- Good for parents on condoms! -- All jokes aside, this top Suits most bottles of ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, Sriracha, and chocolate syrup.
- Fill out your list! -- If you already have some things from Sir Perky, then you need his beloved to complete the package!
- The perfect joke present-This is the only Present to get whether you or someone you know enjoys picnics, BBQ's or tailgates!
- Use security-Please use Sir Perky only for intended purposes and enjoy it safely, for your health.
Brand: Sir Perky
Publisher: Sir Perky
Package Dimensions: 3.3 x 3.2 x 2.9 inches