A hilarious "raw chicken" ceramic vase that's peak dopamine decor — equal parts horrifying and adorable, and guaranteed to start conversations. At about 6.3" tall, it holds a small bouquet, toothbrushes, or paintbrushes, and looks right at home on a windowsill, desk, or bathroom counter. Made from thick, leak-proof ceramic in an "uncooked pink" glaze and boxed gift-ready, it's the ultimate white elephant or quirky-friend gift — for Thanksgiving or all year round.