A hand-sculpted ceramic drinking straw shaped like a toe — absurd, memorable, and a guaranteed conversation starter at any party or home bar. Each one is fired, glazed, and polished by hand, so no two look exactly alike, and the sturdy ceramic handles iced coffee, cocktails, smoothies, and bubble tea. Dishwasher safe and reusable, it's the perfect weird gift for prank lovers, white elephant swaps, and novelty-drinkware collectors.